Monday, May 10, 2010
Thirteen-inch calves? Shut the hell up.
So, I'm fairly educated, a voracious reader, a bit of a history buff, etc. I understand that, once upon a time, before the advent of pizza delivery and the KFC Double Down, people were just smaller and, in relation, probably healthier. I get it. (Hey, it's 1920 and we don't get botulism anymore! Thanks, modern canned goods!). But thanks to my new favorite website, enokiworld, there must be a bigger sea of skinny fashion divas out there than I previously assumed.
Ok - if you haven't been to www.enokiworld.com, please, by all means, put down whatever you are doing and look right now. It's an online treasure trove of vintage clothing and accessories. It's gorgeous. It takes my breath away. It makes me wish I were spectacularly rich and spectrally thin, both of which I am definitely not. It also makes me feel like a gargantuan freak, because those fabulous 1960s Courreges vinyl boots have a measly calf circumference of 12.5 inches. Maybe, if I can scrounge up the $300, I can wear them on my forearms. Thanks for nothin', Twiggy.
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